The Kung Fu Mummy

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Randy Morgan with a Mark Twain bogus line would already give you an idea of what the whole movie is going to be. The movie starring Swimmy, Ron Browder, Amerika and the director cast Randy Morgan, has made the film quite a fetch. It is entertaining with quite a few catch, stitch and bandage along the way.

Imagine what a horror it would have been for a mummy to wake up in a different era with a whole lot of different attitudes. However, the horror is not quite right in the movie. The mummy, with all its colorful precious jewels, would have made out with a lot recruits for fulfilling his ‘destiny’.

The mummy, though the main cast (no pun intended), looks as real as it can get. No wonder there is an artifact war. His culture shock did not go far though. He seems to have overcome this in the first fifteen minutes of the movie. On top of that, he would have become a more suitable piece as he passes from Hollywood all the way to Las Vegas doing his drinking, fighting, and screwing.

The first few minutes composed of almost topless ladies would have bored many but then a curious fifteen year old would have been introduced to female anatomy by the mere sight. Still, a movie that has topless women would be just as comedic. Director Randy Morgan would have done better with the editing to make sure the exposure did not get as far as two minutes.

Liquor-laden almost throughout the film is the detective that has contributed to some of the few hearty laughs that you would get from the movie. The comedic scenes would have been ridiculous only if you are one without a sense of humor. There is no doubt that a minute can go by in two seconds in a film but an unreasonable 11:34 that skipped to 12:56 within just almost a couple of seconds without anything happening would be quite well, unreasonable.

The fillers would also be just as shocking. Sure fillers are sometimes used in moderation for the film. But the use of fillers would actually amount to almost half of the film. Surely, Amerika as the motel receptionist would be just as hilarious if not for Randy Morgan’s actual story plot.

A lot of prostitute exposure would have been quite a catch but the sexual humor could be a bit too much for some. Actually, if not for the silly mummy, the movie would have been on top of a sexual film galore. Still, the Kung Fu Mummy has made the movie a pretty funny, albeit the shallow plot, entertaining loot.

If you are not really a comic person, you would probably get bored with the movie or simply slip into a trance of meditation. Still, the movie would be great for passing the time while getting a few peeps into female anatomy and a few laughs. Randy Morgan did great with the scenes too bad he can not do anything more with the plot.